Selfish relationships

Dont tell me "Where have you been? " when you have not been around.
Dont say "Why havent you called?" when my phone doesnt ring.
Dont make out that you're there when im alone every day.
Dont make out that you care when you've made no effort to find out.
Dont say that you listen when all you do is talk.
Dont expect me to talk when all you do is tease.
Dont expect much from me when our relationship is all about you.
Dont be so suprised when i dissappear.